Of course, all he hears is "Welcome To Disney's Treasure Island! Brought to you by the happiest Corporation on Earth! We are so sorry to inform you that an operational infirmary has not yet been implemented. However, you can find complimentary medical kits in the lounge. Remember, Disney is not responsible for any deaths/injuries/chemical harm. Disney Corp, building more fun.
As he leaves, the explosion goes off and the suits scatter.
He wakes up in a room engulfed in flames. He sees a door, yet he isn't sure if it is locked or not. Suddenly, the intercom turns on and a male voice says. "Use the escape ladder above you. It's a shitty climb, but W.A.L.T.E.R says it should be stable. I usually wouldn't trust the computer, especially being from Disney, but you should do it.
A), "Thanks, appreciate your help. But a Pluto costume bit my leg and it is hurtin' bad." he calls. However, this results in the suits hearing him and becoming more alert and active. Does he get out of the ventilation, accept death, or does he do his best to get to the Office?
"Hey Jake, sorry about Greg. He's kinda a dick, but I think we would all be with our situation. Look, Disney has been trying to shut this place down for years. The poured a lot of money into this place; they even implemented a suggestions box. But that box only brought rumors and all sorts of bad shit. People complained about the Broadcasting Room TV, guns, PN Minnie, etc. The last straw was when the "Tomorrowland on Treasure Island" failed, costing them a lot of money. Poor W.A.L.T.E.R was the computer that ran that place, now he just sits and controls the fantasia bots. Some people say that Disney hid stuff here, but we know better. We seem to be the only ones here, but there where so many others.....so many disappearances. That's why we have got to kill that PN Mickey fucker. But you are the only one who can execute our plan. Are you in?
PN Mickey shows up and is close to Junction 1A, which takes the least amount of time to lock. Junction 2B Takes an average amount of time to lock and has flashing lights and alarms during the procedure. Junction 3C takes the longest amount of time yet is farthest from PN Mickey.
1A (3C was already shut) (Also Greg will remember his loyalty.)
Greg heads over to 1A and locks it. He then makes it over to 4D and locks it from the other side (it was the final junction and it is connected to the Character Prep.)
"Good, we got him" Lisa said. She was already in the Character Prep. However, as Jake started walking, the entire Juction locked down (ALL doors and vents were shut.) Alarms began to ring. "W.A.L.T.E.R has detected a robbery. Disney Corporation will not tolerate this. Remain where you are for apprehension."
👱"Shit, Walt locked the place down! I can get you out, but it will lift the lockdown and let PN Mickey out!"
Lisa: (finishes smooching) We had to lift the lockdown, Jake would have been trapped!
Greg: YOU LET IT OUT?
Lisa: We had too!
Greg: Don't you remember Henry! ...Greg, Lisa. We cannot let this happen again. I have a plan B. As you know, Disney suffered great money loses here, especially with the rumors and missing people. But, their biggest loss was Tomorowland at Treasure Island. Most of it is underground, but their is the EPCOT space program that is on the surface. It's a failed observatory, the reason being that it's main attraction was a capsule that could launch you into space. The problem was that the capsule would disintegrate before you reach atmo. If PN Mickey was in there....
(Jake didn't mention Henry, which spared Lisa and Greg's feelings)
Greg: Okay Jake, the fastest way to EPCOT is through the Broadcasting Room. However, Suicide Mouse is there, and I think he won't be so kind after you burned him back in the infirmary. Oh, and I would stay away from that TV, it acted up a lot before.
Jake enters the Broadcasting Room, the room is flooded with black liquid. The only light source is the television. He can hear a faint song increasing in volume. Jake can't see the door, but he can hear Suicide Mouse.
A) Attempt to feel for a door.
B) Go against Greg's advice and attempt to increase the TV's brightness.
When he does he notices that Suicide Mouse's face is melting away from earlier. He finally finds a door and leaves. Greg is happy that Jake showed loyalty.
Jake is now in EPCOT, a large, yet short circular room with a building in the middle and a launcher at the far end.
"Okay, there are two levers you need to hit to start the launch sequence. Lever Q1 is closest from your current location and lever Q2 is farthest from your closest location. When either is primed, the noise the generator makes will attract PN Mickey, then you need to prime the other and wait for further instruction."
"Hello esteemed travelers to Project Epcot here at Treasure Isand. Part of the Tomorrowland on Treasure Island attraction. Please wait for a Disney employee to launch you on your epic orbital journey! Also be sure to check out Pirate Caverns and Chip and Dale's water adventure!"
With the noise, PN Mickey appears. Jake has to go to the other side of the room to turn on switch Q2.
A) Attack and run.
B) Sneak around the room's main circular hall.
C) Cut through the inner buildings.
D) Stay put and wait for PN Mickey to wander around the room.
The capsule successfully launches back into the Island and EPCOT burns in orbit and kills PN Mickey (Don't try and reanimate him please, it will be worth it at the end.)
Jake walks out and realises that he is in Tomorrowland in Treasure Island.
"Greg, you bastard, I'm back."
However, Lisa picks up.
"Jake? Oh god, Jake W.A.L.T.E.R is attacking us, he sent the fantasia bots out onto the rest of the Island and they have Greg! Worst of all, they are working with the rest of the suits.....especially the unknowns. Help me!"
Does Jake say
A) What the hell is wrong with W.A.L.T.E.R?
B) Fuck Greg.
C) I'm coming, don't worry.
D) Where are you?
You can also describe what the Fantasia Bots look like. IDK.
They notice the bot choke on it's own black blood.
"Listen, Jake. You have to get into the heart of Tomorrowland at Treasure Island and get WALTER to lift the lockdown and cease the attack. You need to get to The terminal deep in the underground server hub before you get there, though. There will be Bots everywhere. You don't have a lot of time."
Jake makes it to the server hub. There he hears gurgling sound and he finds Greg, with thick black blood pouring from him.
"You are a bot!"
Greg: " I.......was...made....by the (gurgles) FBI....to.....investigate.......I....know...that......we..... had our (gurgles) differences....but when the bots took me........I decided.......that....if...you or......Lisa.....lived.....then (gurgles) I would want you.....to...have...closure......I...have...opened..WALTER....dome.....just...go throughout the server farm....in memory of......Henry.
Lisa overheard that on the radio and is proud of Jake and Greg dies happy.
Jake makes his way into the core.
"Lisa here, I'm heading to pirate caverns to..(radio breaks up)
Jake: "Lisa, no it's dangerous!"
Lisa: No time to argue, WALTER is split into two hemispheres. The left is inhabited by Undying and the right is inhabited by The Unkown White Figure. Both of them are deadly and both sides have a lot of Bots."
Jake enters the Core. The room is pitch black with only one source of light, a computer. It reads
TO CONSULT WITH WALTER, ANSWER THE RIDDLE
I was abandoned by my mother and father. I wasn't yet breathing. A kind woman covered me with clothes, Kept me and looked after me, Cuddled me as close as if I had been her own child. Under that covering I grew and grew. I was unkind to my adopted brothers and sisters. This lovely woman fed me Until I was big enough to set out on my own. She had fewer of her own dear sons and daughters because she did so.
Lisa: Your pathetic Jake. I don't know why I ever liked you in the first place. Now the only chance you have to reedeem yourself is by going to the Left Hemisphere. If you manage to get to the terminal there and NOT destroy it, then MAYBE i;ll give you a second chance. But for now, get your *ss over to the Left Hemisphere!
A) Suicide knowing that Lisa hates you
B) Head over to the Left Hemisphere
C)Take the Glass Elevator to WALTER'S secret lair where he keeps all his secret info in a giant file folder.(Password required HINT:The answer to the riddle)
D)Destroy the dome with an RPG, parachutes onto a jetski, jetski's to where Lisa is, give her a kiss, get slapped and almost shot at by her, then take a jetpack back up to the dome.
Jake awakens and sees a pack of weed on his desk along with a stick of it in his mouth, partially used. He flips up the monitor and sees:
A) broadcasting room, where suicide mouse is singing Rock City
B) the meat freezer, where he sees the PN suits and the face eating ham sandwiches
C) the bathroom, where he sees Oswald, Goofy, and Undying taking a massive dump
(BTW, anyone can choose the next part, but here's my decision.)
"Henry, what are you do-" said Greg. But he was cut off from Henry kicking him."Know what Greg? I'm sick of hearing your crap." says an annoyed Henry. He then looks over to Jake. "Honestly, I don't know why you wanted to help them. Why? Because I was an intern too! When I got lost in these caverns, they didn't even look for me!" says Henry. Suddenly, a suit whispers into Henry's ear. Henry smiles as he says, "Hey, I'll make a deal with you. You can leave the island, but Greg and Lisa die. Or, me and you have a one-on-one death match. If you win, the three of you can leave. But if you lose, you all die.
One of the Suits tosses a bloody knife to Henry and a broken baseball bat to Jake. Henry rushes to Jake with the blade pointed to the neck, but Jake jumps out of the way, but lands on his foot causing it great pain. Henry then jumps towards Jake, but Jake manages to roll under him and smack him in the back, making him drop his knife. Jake picks up the knife and slams it into the back of Henry's head. Henry drops dead, and the Suits gasp with surprise. "Alright, I won. Now let my friends go!", Jake demands. "I'm sorry, but we double-crossed a little with that." Jake, Greg, and Lisa then turns with surprise to see the real master is:
B) Unknown White Figure
C) Suicide Mouse
Pick your choice and see what happens.
Jake was shocked as the slick, red figure made himself visible. "I'm Undying, and I'm the mastermind behind everything. The Suits, Henry's behavior, everything is under my command. "Ugh, what happened", Henry moaned as he woke up. This was followed moments later by a bloodcurdling scream from feeling the knife in his head. "Anyway, it's time you joined us. Suits, grab him and hold him down", Undying demanded. The Suits rushed towards him, but Jake knocked them back with his bat. He then rushed to Undying, bat pointed to his head. However, Jake missed. Undying then knocks Jake back, knocking him out. "Jake, no", Greg and Lisa yelled. That was the last thing he heard before he blacked out.
"Are you awake yet", a mysterious voice asks. It sounds female, but that's beside the point. Jake then wakes up to not only see a female white figure, like a mannequin. Then, Jake finds out he:
Choose the next part, and see you there!
A) Is tied up with Greg and Lisa in.
B) Is wearing a white and blue costume.
If you choose B, then there will be one more part. But if you choose A, then you must choose where they're tied up in.
2.) Broadcasting Room
3.) Another room in Pirate Caverns
then DR GERANOMERLY COMES IN A SHOTS THEM WITH A LAZER GUN AND SAY BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! what should Jake to the dr? A) kill the DR? B) kill the DR? or C) get a LASER GUN AND FART ON THE DOCTOR?!?!?!?!?