One time, in Teletubbie Land, there was a girl named Jake. Jake was a replacement for Henry Stickmin and was used to find Henry Stickmin. Jake's partners were Greg Heffley and Lisa for the SSA. (Super Sandvich Association) Jake was forced to go to an island named Swag Island, it smelled like crap. After walking a few miles, he sat down in a crappy office with crap technology and crap smell. The phone rang, it was Greg, Greg sed, "HELLO WELCOUM 2 TRASER ESLAND U R GOIN TO DIE K THANKS BYE" The phone hang up, from a rope. Jake raised his monitor and he saw a psychedelic mickey laying down. 2BECONTINUED BECUZ IM LAZY.